Idiot's Guide to Brexit 11
MPs return from the south of France on September 3 to resume the struggle. The digitalia are rife with rumour and innuendo: will the two Dominics (Raab -- Boris’s foreign secretary, and Cummings – his Bannon/Svengali) succeed in their determination to “prorogue” (suspend) Parliament for 5 weeks beginning September 9, allowing No Deal Brexit to happen on October 31? Will Jeremy Corby persuade enough MPs to hold their nose, mouth, eyes, ears and throat and back a vote of no confidence in Boris, allowing Corbyn to “take the keys to #10,” suspend Hallowe’en, and call a general election? Will rebel MPs seize control of the Parliamentary agenda and pass legislation to suspend Hallowe’en? Will Emmanuel Macron blink, call Boris and say, “On second thought, we don’t really care about the Irish backstop.”??? Henry Mance, the FT’s chief wag and features editor, brought some British humour to bear on all of this in today’s paper: THE OWL AND THE PUSSY-CAT by Edward Lear The Owl ...